CELIA CALLE

☐ Holiday Road

2011-12-01T09:00:00.000-08:00

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : FALL-WINTER 2011

No. Really? Seriously. ANOTHER year? How dare you ask me what I've been doing! What have YOu've been doing–hmm? What's that you say, Lassie? Wha'd I get you for xmas this year? Oh, no please... really. What did you get Me? Before we go on&on about how we don't receive & nuthin's ever fair Bla bla Vla... Is to ask yourself> "Not what others can do for you, but what'chu can do for Others?" So, stop whining like a childish douche. Be a man. Go out there & bitch-slap a happy person!
Here's to the latest 3+1 months of Penthouse Magazine> Dear Scoundrel: From "Rover Like Keep-Watch over 'Doggy Style'" -to- "A Nightmare That is 'Christmas'" -to- "A Halloween Birthday Threesome'Wish" -to- "A Married Chick's Invitation". The rest depends on your action.
Wishing the 99%->an amicable Holiday Season. Let's pray 2012 ENDS this Baloney Crisis Once & For All. Til then, OccupyWalmartShoppers!

Steve Jobs 1955-2011

2011-10-05T20:22:00.000-07:00

BECAUSE YOU ARE FIERCE.

Summer Bites

2011-07-28T02:00:00.000-07:00

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : JULY 2011

Damn– Is it HOT in here, or is it just Me? God, I Hate Summer with a Passion. If you'd asked me, there is Absolutely nothing enjoyable about summer. Seriously, I really like to know- why do so many chicks & pricks ~Ooze over *Summer* like some Deluxe Menu? The nekkid bods? –pfft. In your dreams! It's Hot. It's Bright. It's Burning. It's Sticky. It's Humid. It's Green. Insects everywhere. Everyone looks like shit. The beach is crowded with even more unsightly organisms. Ketchup doesn't even taste the same. But if you're in for the HOt- Let July Issue of Penthouse magazine sizzle you into Temptation. Hey, we just might enjoy it! What's holding you back anyway?

☐ W.A.N.T.

2011-06-19T18:48:00.000-07:00

WISH LIST No.II

Great! Since it didn't work AT ALL last time, lest try again!
(There's an old saying, "If at first you don't succeed, 'Try & Try Again" –RIGHT? So, Lest TRY again!) Need a reason to give-? Hmm. My birthday's in August =) (yeha?!)

Perfect for Breakfast

SmOkin' Summer Barbecue

Condiments to go with it

Afternoon Tea

...with Chocolate

Backup

For Rainy Days...

...with Family

Lather Up!

Vanity

Call Me

My Injection

Daily Dosage

Tape It Up

For A Drive

Take Me High

...with More Chocolate!

– Is not too much to ask, IS IT?? ;)

Spring Break

2011-04-15T00:30:00.000-07:00

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : SPRING 2011

Is it me-? OR is this the CRAPPIEST SPRING EVER? Not that I'd ever looked forward to Spring OR Summer, but it's coming weather you like it or not. So, you ready for the sizzling heat? Let the tour guides at Penthouse Magazine warm-you-up with the COOLEST solution> From Gettin' EATEN-ALIVE ONLINE -TO- A GRILL w/OUT SEX -TO- Being RUDE at a NUDE. Trust me, your problems are Far More worse than theirs. Isn't it nice to know some peeps have it SO much easier than you? If these issues don't interest you, perhaps the pussies will. If you're not into either/or - Don't Ask, and We Won't Tell. Don't worry, that unemployment line wraps around the building too! =)

– enjOy f*Ck_U SPRING!

Casual Killer

2011-02-06T10:53:00.000-08:00

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : FEBRUARY 2♥11

if I were to say to you
"can you keep a secret...? "
would you know just what to do
or where to keep it?
then I say "i love you"
and foul the situation
"hey girl I thought we were
the right combination".

Don't listen to her. She wants SUM-SUM! & Yeesh, yOu better deliver it.
For it be a dozen red roses or a heart-shape box chocolate. This is serious business when it comes down to Valentines. Although, if you asked "Mee" > I don't want the chocolate boxes & roses. Just send me cash! ColdHardCa$hhh. A.Suit.Case.of.it. LARGE BILLS ONLY -ThanXX!!

"Yeah, Raise your aim. Raise your aim!"♪

oh and., the pantie's in the mail, baby! =)

Sexual Healing

2011-01-16T21:41:00.000-08:00

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : JANUARY 2011

New Year. New outLOOk. Give up that last heartbreak for someone who deserves your love and affection. Whether it's the babysitter, the underground Brazilian belly dancer, or the lady who serves your latte at that macchiato stand. She's your morning navigator! She's your Sexual Healer. Turn your woes into moans, and let the grinding happen down below. Your diagnosis is done! So, pickup your January prescription at your local newsstand; Take two capsules & thank me in the morning!
Your hard copy awaits you : January Issue Penthouse Magazine 2011.
... We got lots to look forward to, don't we darling?

Candy Cane

2010-12-08T08:52:00.000-08:00

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : DECEMBER 2010

santa baby,
slip a sable rider under the tree, for me.
been an awful busy girl,
so hurry down the speedway tonight...

a 72 mustang will do, too.
Blood red.
I'll wake up for you dear,
so hurry down the speedway tonight...

think of all the fun I've missed,
with all the freelance gigs.
next year I could be just as crazy,
If you'll check off my Christmas list...

santa baby,
I wanna loft, and really that's not a lot,
i've been an angel all year,
so hurry down the speedway tonight...

santa honey,
there's one thing I really do need,
my daddy to be healthy & free, again
so hurry down the speedway tonight...

santa cutie,
and fill my stocking with a blank check, correct.
sign your 'X' on the line,
and hurry down the speedway tonight...

come and take me out for a ride,
I think I have a helmet you'll like, in lime green
I really do believe in you,
let's see if you believe in me...

santa baby,
forgot to mention one little thing, Wii.
I don't mean w-2.
so hurry down the speedway tonight.

Operators Are Standing By>>>

2010-11-01T01:40:00.000-07:00

STORE HOURS: MONDAY-SUNDAY 1:00am to 12:60am

C.O.O.L.R.I.D.E.R. THE ART OF CELIA CALLE BOOK º1
COMPLETE COLLECTIVE WORKS OF 20 YEARS
224 FULL COLOR PAGES > 11" x 11" [HARDCOVER]
PRINTED AND BOUND IN THE U.S.A.
SIGNED
PUBLISHING DATE: 10.2010
SHIPPING DATE: 11.01.2010
ISBN 13: 978-0-9846099-0-1
ISBN 10: 0-9846099-0-3
OR >>> AVAILABLE HERE!

C.O.O.L.R.I.D.E.R.

2010-10-01T14:04:00.001-07:00

ART OF CELIA CALLE [BOOKº1]

"Here at last! Here at last! Thank God Almighty, it is Here at last!"
FINALLY a 224 page ART BOOK
[complete selective works from yesteryear to yesterday]
11"X11" Full Color. Hard Cover.
RELEASE DATE: OCTOBER 8-10 at NEW YORK COMIC-CON 2010
New York Javits Convention Center [34th Street /11Avenue]
BOOTH No. 2431
If you're in the tri-state area or at a local pharmacist this weekend - toss that prescription slip out the window along with your doctor! Save your coins for an event no meds can provide. Your cure has arrived. So, leave your homework at home, and your work at work. No drink line here. No wrist bands needed. No following side effects apply.

For those who can't make it to the show, C.O.O.L.R.I.D.E.R. is now available online, Amazon.com & select local shops... possibly on the streets, or in a trash. Where ever it goes - we'll let you know!

Other items at the booth include:
Posters
Prints
Comic books
Greeting cards
& a Smile.
• BYOB

Madame Xanadu #27 [EXTRA-SENSORY]

2010-09-22T13:26:00.000-07:00

DC/VERTIGO COMICS

Written by Matt Wagner
Art by Celia Calle
Cover by Mark Buckingham
Special Thanks to Marely Zarcone
and FashionEdit247 for the beautiful prints!

"a place where nobody dared to go
the love that we came to know
they call it...."♪

Move over Madame Butterfly- Here comes MADAME XANADU!
No worries, you don't have to know the comic book to appreciate Sex, Drugs & Rock-N'Roll! – "LOOK, BUT DON'T TOUCH". Reaow|||
Yes! Finally. Interior art by Me! See, I can do it. Heh, it may not be what you expected, but it's a beginning of a beautiful disaster.

This isn't your grandma's comic book. Think about it. In another 20 years - this may become one of the millionth original copies you wished you'd own. If not, heck. For $3bucks. it's a 24page mini-art collection.
Get your copy OCTOBER 6TH!

"now that I'm here now that you're near...."

☐ Summer Lovin'

2010-06-17T08:03:00.000-07:00

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : SUMMER 2010

Is this a draggin' summer or what? Oh right, you euros are enjoying the lick! I mean, Kick! well, for us americanOs - it's time to deal with roommate hunting, big easy weekends, beach parties, and ice cream vans. From the "Chic who's favorite flavor's 'Fat Geezer'", to the "'Singles Only' Beach House Party" (leave your gf at the shore); from the "Not-so-loyal girl, whom you spent the 'Wild Weekend' with", to the "Roommate Finder -turned- into Personal Ad"... It's all here in the Summer issues of Penthouse Magazine! Get your copy & see what they're missing! Til then, GO team Becks! ｡x‿x｡

☐ AlleyCatz

2010-04-19T06:10:00.000-07:00

THE LOVECATS

It's Spring & 12º Celsius out. Sunny-side-Up. Perfect.
Although some places around our globe doesn't seem quite as fortunate. Making travel plans a bit unnerving, and the grounds a little shaky. But before we call this the end of the world, I won't waiver my blessings nor should you. Tax time is over. Go stray with the alley cats for a day! `=)

☐ iTunes App Store

2010-03-14T21:15:00.000-07:00

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got iPhone? got iTouch? got iPad? – then take me with yOu!
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That's cheaper than toll., cheaper than a train ride., cheaper than a bus ticket., cheaper than starbuck's latte. Almost cheaper than a subway ride. damn, think it's about the cheapest thing i've ever put out! 'least it'll hold you off until i can get the actual coffee book in print! =)

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☐ Penthouse Magazine

2010-02-01T19:47:00.000-08:00

JANUARY FEBRUARY MARCH & APRIL MAY...

"June July sees you go by - I see love walk away... ♪

Damn Right It's Cold Outside!
So who's in the house for cuddling and who's not?
Here's to Penthouse Magazine's monthly 'Dear Scoundrel' column:
From the "GF who only gets down when your friends are in town" -To- "Finding your Valentine sitting on a Land Mine" -To- "Changing that Teacup into a D-Cup". Whatever your issues are, you're not alone. Don't be left in the cold. Stick around & let's learn a thing-or-two! Make this Valentine count & respect her majesty's wishes. Soon we'll be springing into April, and it's time for the cuckoo bird to clock out! –cook-coo!

"So long farewell, auf weidersehen goodbye...

☐ It's †iMe.

2009-12-05T06:00:00.000-08:00

TO SAY GOODBYE

Is it Christmas yet- cause it sure feels like last year. I still want the same things. Hell, I'm even still wearing the same clothes! Am I the only one not ready again in exchange of presents & holiday cards, or is this the feeling of lazy? This is the one true holiday that I used to love getting made up for, and now it's beginning to sound like a broken record. They say 'time flies when you're having fun'. My time flew alreight, but what fuN is there in that? Whatever the symptoms are- I wish you bOys+girLs a ROCKIN' Christmas, and I look very forward to waking up in 2010! Now, go remember this year like it was last year, cos next year it's gonna be the same all over again. Don't make me repeat another year.

† My Wedding.

2009-10-23T05:32:00.000-07:00

PHOTO ALBUM

The Bride & Groom

My Bridesmaid

The Best Man & Maid of Honor

The Wedding Planner

& Pastor

And here you thought I didn't believe in Marriage.

Works by Juha Arvid Helminen

☐ Dear Scoundrel

2009-09-22T09:00:00.000-07:00

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : VARIOUS ISSUE

Summer is finally over – w00t!
It's time to Follow-the-Yellow-Brick-Road & fix that Pothole!
Many may find the blistering cold hard to hold, but for the rest - (you know who you are), you question the origin-of-sex like a whiney little bitch.
From being the "MR.NICE-GUY" to having the "HOTS-for-TEACHER", an unfair "3-SOME" to a girlfriend who wants the "COOL-RIDER"...
Well, let your questions be answered in the monthly "Dear Scoundrel" columns, found in-between the pages of Penthouse magazine, located at your nearest newsstand. Don't just stick your head inside a centerfold - exercise your mind, while you exercise your eye. Little do you'll realize, girls are much easier to please than you think.
... just don't ask for your money back. =)

☐ GAP (PRODUCT) RED™

2009-08-07T08:30:00.000-07:00

ARTIST EDITION T-SHIRT COLLECTION

UPDATE: [9.15.09] Selective designs are SOLD OUT.

This isn't happiness to see Me, is it. =D Right. Some of you may not know, but there is a big market for T-shirts out there. So to bring you a diversity in styles, Gap introduced original designs from artists all over, for its fall (PRODUCT) RED Artist Edition T-Shirt collection. Mine (& among other featured artists), is out the month of August (that's to our birthdays, dawg!) =)

To spotlight the new collection, Gap is opening the doors to a pop-up art gallery featuring works of art by the artists in its rotating concept venue in New York. The collection is also available at Gap stores nationwide, with select styles available at gap.com and the Whitney Museum of American Art in New York City. Now through August 30, the Whitney Museum Store will carry five women's and five men's styles. In partnership with (PRODUCT) RED, 50 percent of profits from the sale of Gap (PRODUCT) RED Artist Edition T-Shirts will benefit the Global Fund, to help eliminate AIDS in Africa.

So if you happen to be "In the Neighborhood", or simply want to swim the Atlantic Ocean, be sure to drop by the store or gallery & pick up a T! `=)

Gap Artist T-Shirt Gallery
July 25 – August 10, 2009
Store Hours: Monday-Saturday: 10am-9pm 
Sunday: 11am-7pm
680 Fifth Avenue (btwn 53rd/54th Streets)
New York

About (RED)™ and (PRODUCT)RED™
(RED)’s primary objective is to engage the private sector in raising awareness and funds for the Global Fund, to help eliminate AIDS in Africa. Companies whose products take on the (PRODUCT)RED mark contribute a significant percentage of the sales or portion of the profits from that product to the Global Fund to finance AIDS programs in Africa, with an emphasis on the health of women and children. Current partners are: American Express (U.K. only), Apple, Converse, Gap, Emporio Armani, Hallmark, Dell, Windows and Starbucks. Since its launch in the Spring of 2006, more than $130 million has been generated by (RED) for the Global Fund. (RED) money is at work in Swaziland, Rwanda, Ghana and Lesotho. For more information, visit http://www.joinred.com/

About The Global Fund to Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria
Since its creation in 2002, the Global Fund has become the dominant financer of programs to fight AIDS, tuberculosis and malaria, with approved funding of US $15 billion for programs in 140 countries. The Global Fund supports programs based on agreed performance targets and disburses money in response to proven results. At the end of 2008, programs supported by the Global Fund have averted more than 3.5 million deaths by providing AIDS treatment for 2 million people, TB treatment for 4.6 million people, and by the distribution of 70 million insecticide-treated bed nets for the prevention of malaria worldwide. For more information visit http://www.theglobalfund.org.

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☐ Time to Pretend : Bachelor Par

2009-05-08T00:00:00.000-07:00

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : JUNE ISSUE

Forget about your mothers & your friends> Here's to the latest editorial opener for Penthouse Magazine (sans the text). It's a 'Stripper Bachelor Party' at a Gulf Resort! Yeah, you're all invited – except you'll have to pick up this JUNE issue to find out where it's all at! You too, can man the island & find some modeLs for wives! =)

☐ Springtime For… ♫

2009-04-22T00:00:00.000-07:00

GENEVA SWITZERLAND

Who said I didn't enjoy the "Finer Things" in life? And no - I don't buy them, nor eat them. As a matter fact, I take my devoted time & love to nourish the little fuckers too. From the cliffs of a Swiss mountain, a stretch at a nearby lake, I'd follow an escargot..., I fully acknowledge the difference between Beauty & Boredom (both, a terrible thing to waste).

– wishing everyONe a woNdrous summer... :)

☐ Wish List

2009-04-12T00:00:00.000-07:00

A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS...

Yeah Yeah... This has been a 'sick-sad-world' as of late. But, according to Julie Andrews-> Why focus on 'unhappy'? But To> "♪ Simply Remember My Favorite Things... And Then I Don't feeeeeeel... SO Bad..."! ♫
I've recently visited some other people's blogs and noticed they post their "wish list". As if. Firstly, Who cares, right? & 2nd, does anyone ACtUALLY get them these things? Well, whatever that list & wish may be - and WHO may "GET IT FOR THEM"; remains a mystery. But I figure, 'Hey, if it works for them, it may work for Me!' - but I ain't holding my breath (because I'm not dreaming of a Prince On White Pony -pfft. Sorry girls, don't mean to burst your bubble gum). Aside from that, here is some really sweet designs I've been in possession over for some time. I'd thought it be fun to post this as "random thoughts". And whoever gifts Me with any of these possessions?–Ooh, Honey! ;)

from the collective works of Tobias Wong & one of the many helmets from the Vader Gallery – w00t! ;)

☐ Dear Scoundrel : GONE VEGETARIAN

2009-03-29T00:00:00.000-07:00

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : APRIL ISSUE

Would you dump your Hot Babe for a Hot Meal? Are you willing to give up all your favorite nourishments for HER nourishment? Which MEAT do you prefer? If your Klondike Bear decided to go strictly vegetarian, and all your hearty dishes was no longer served off the BBQ grill, nor between a bun, but found in the frozen section - would you really settle for an empty bed, in order to keep your tummy fed? In this month's April issue of Penthouse, an enquiry mind wanted to know> "Is your girlfriend of heart-ache worth giving up, simply because you want to gnaw on a spare rib?" Seek the advice in store for you!

– And Now> A Word From Our Sponsor:
'Hey, it could be worse - she could've gone Vegan!' ;)

☐ NIKE

2009-03-05T19:27:00.000-08:00

JUST DO IT

I don't just sit around and do nothing. I sit around and do nothing with OTHER people as well! [tho all quite the contrary]. but i DO find myself having nothing relative to post or report here as of late (other than pictures of Swiss Mountains & Ski slopes - none of which you can't find on flickr or google images)., so instead, i thought a few of the many looks for Nike 'Sports Apparel' in recent months would be a nice addition. Yeah yeah.. Nike had a bad reputation on child labor back in the days [Oh, such Hypocrisy this world breeds..] C'mon, they didn't just abuse small children in the far east, they abuse their own newborns in the backyard as well! Hey, at least they paid up.! So, for all you Kings on Procrastination: Don't just sit around and do nothing., Abuse Yourself Today!

☐ Project [RED]

2008-12-14T18:00:00.000-08:00

CENSO(RED)

"Yeah. Thats my c♫L and i can't take it JOSff."
in behalf of Gap Product [RED] 2009--->
wishing everyONe a very RED and SHINING Xmas!

☐ Friends with Benefits

2008-11-13T14:46:00.000-08:00

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : DECEMBER ISSUE

Who says you can't have your cake & eat it too? According to Penthouse- "yOur game, your ruLes." But even they know some rules go by the book, it's when people's feelings are involved. No matter how you play it - it's best to be clear about it from the start than to toy with someone's heart. Read how to live the UN-soap opera life & not have to bargain for a bad episode. If you like to Text_for_Sex & find the game of Monopoly too complex - dig no further... chances are, there's a skank right around your corner whose willing to play! Pick up your "Know How" copy in the December Issue of Penthouse Magazine.

☐ LET THE CIRCUS BEGIN!

2008-09-22T09:00:00.000-07:00

NOVEMBER 4TH 2008

Support your local Vampire Rights Amendment, and make what matters Most -count! Register To Vote! And, VOTE. See it as an excuse to get off work early, make new friends, or even know what's TRULY behind those curtains! Who knows, the Wizard just MIGHT grant your wish this year. It may not be a fairy tale ending... but to some, it may be just that, a HOPE. Trust me, when real vampires come out at night & take me out for a ride, that's when I'll believe Politics aren't just a bunch of baloney. But for now, we need to get those poor elephants back to where they belong, and have the donkeys kick some asses. Let's give the Ringmaster back to the Democrats!

☆ Support The Vampire Rights Amendment
☆ Register To Vote
☆ Keep it Simple [Wear It!]

☐ 08 : 08 : 08

2008-08-08T08:08:00.000-07:00

ON YOUR MARK. .

GET SET. .

Yeah, YOU BETTER RUN !

☐ Daydreamer Dialogue

2008-06-22T06:22:00.000-07:00

PRECISE HERO : CD ALBUM COVER ART

Daydream much? Snooze No Further! This is your detergent to wash out those heavy stain buildups you've collected over the summer. For a shiny token and a brand new dishwasher - you too can own this "static-free" copy of PreciseHero latest cd compilation [titled: Daydreamer Dialogue] due out this Fall 2008! Music is Nu-Hip / Hop-Gaze / Snooze-Jazz...cos' we should be going nowhere fast!
So, save up those coins & get your jammies dry cleaned! Meantime, be sure to checkout Percise Hero's other tranquil tunes...and DREAM ON! =)
OFFICIAL WEBSITE
MYSPACE MUSIC

☐ Art of the Point Blank

2008-06-01T18:00:00.000-07:00

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : AUGUST ISSUE

– Trouble meeting women?
"Try this fail-safe method that doesn’t involve you acting like a dick."
Master the techniques of 'playing-it-cOOL vs being TOO COOL', and see how it 'JUST MIGHT WORK' in the angles at your local coffee stop....
Having said that, here's to a great editorial piece by Russ Meneve in this up-coming August issue [Out on newsstands July 20th]!
SO, bOys, cough up that courage & ask her out already! And GirLs, c'mon... give the bOys a chance: MAKE THEM WORK HARDER! ;)

Brown.Paper.Packages.Tied.Up.With.Strings…

2008-05-03T17:00:00.000-07:00

THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS:

HOW HAWT IS THIS? [–thanX JOSF!] =]
As if the wealth couldn't make us feel any more less about ourselves. They just had to add these "designer" gas masks to their closet to save their face. ;) But you gotta love these. Altho, had I the luxury to, I wouldn't want one anyway (thatz right, i'd design my own) HA! Eat That, Paris!
[thanks for the Meds. I feel BETTER, already].
designerGASMASKS by Diddo Velema

☐ ON AIR

2008-04-12T15:30:00.000-07:00

SIDEBARNATION

Wanna listen to something outside the Circle? Hear Me Now...!
An audio interview with Swain Hunt & Dwight Clark from Sidebar.
We make "The Interview with the Vampire" sound like "The Cat in the Hat". I had so much fun derailing off topic with these two boys from Sidebar. My only regret is, I didn't seem to answer the questions. And if my wisdom made absolutely no sense to you., Not to worry child.. in time, you too shall Cee. Here's to PART I and PART II <– Enjoy! :)

☐ i fell in love with a dead boy

2008-03-22T18:55:00.000-07:00

GAY HAPPENS!

__________music: Antony & The Johnsons

☐ Dear Scoundrel…

2008-03-04T10:00:00.000-08:00

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : MARCH ISSUE

""when the postman don't call on valentine's day
and santa claus don't come on a christmas day
that umbrella won't work on a rainy day
– don't ask me..."♪

WHAT. you think I do PORN on my first issue? I'm not THAT easy.
Here's a "spot" illustration I did for the "Dear Scoundrel" column c/o Penthouse Magazine for the March 2008 issue. Given a few letters to render (& this color scheme to go by), I chose a practical starter>
A young man questioning his pursuit to 'Office Dating' /Just Foolin'Around, (ever encountered one of these and wondered about the aftermath?)
Look for this issue at a newsstand near you, & read all about it! =)

☐ I Pledge Allegiance…

2008-02-18T02:00:00.000-08:00

TO THE FLAG

Humans aren't the smartest animals on earth. They are the CRUELEST.
– It doesn't have to be this way. :(
GO ORGANIC TODAY.

☐ Nobody's Perfect

2008-02-05T08:00:00.000-08:00

PERFECTION

What a BEAUTIFUL commercial (aired seconds before Superbowl on Sunday). Thank F*ck it wasn't an advertisement for some cheap irrelevant product. Just a bloke spokesperson (Russell Crowe) in the 'Pursuit of Perfection'. If you didn't catch it on HD, surround sound. Here's a secondary grade of it.

☐ XLII 2008

2008-02-01T22:25:00.000-08:00

S.U.N.D.A.Y.

17:14 BIG BLUE WINS!

☐ STOCK EXCHANGE IS OPEN AGAIN

2008-01-01T08:08:00.000-08:00

SO HERE GOES: COMMENT AWAY!

Mmmkay. Some of you have asked why I no longer allow comments. Well, to be honest, there were several reasons– all far less important to the contrary, but if it helps matter ease, here were the reasons:

10. Didn't think it mattered.
9. 1 Less place to check and expect messages (let alone, disappoint...)
8. Privacy Purpose: the feeling of other people reading into things> more than needed.
7. "Anonymous" posters kinda gives me the creeps.
6. Not fluent in any foreign languages, and will do just about anything (& kill precious time) working out the few sentences that I will never likely use again.
5. Stalking is not an option. It's inevitable.
4. See Reasons number 7 & 8
3. The meaning in the word, "Thank you" becomes bleak.
2. I can't pay you all.
...And the number 1 Reason is, (drum roll)
1. Avoiding the question, "What Have You Been Working On?"
As grateful as I am with this question...
ANSWER: Chances are, I'd post it here [remotely relevant]
Otherwise, What am I working on? (Not only am I haunted by this question from my immediate family on daily basis...)
– You really want to know? A new lipstick color, my resume, the bills, the laundry, the dishes... returning a few phone calls & emails, writing out invoices, downloading music... reading my horoscope, reading your horoscope, checking tomorrow's horoscope, under the classified section, looking for my pencil, walking my dog, off to catch a train, making travel plans, putting on liquid eyeliner, brushing... flossing... changing... cleaning... crime fighting..., and then, more emails...

I don't know about you, but man, all this takes up a lot of time!
– What's that you say, Lassie? Hire a house keeper? Don't I have an assistant? ...where do you think I live? Trump Tower?
ANYWAY, I later learned, by having my box shut, eliminated the chances of getting to know some of YOUR bloggen' and others to share their thoughts and then some... (how so very rude of me).

So here goes> to my fellow comrades, on behalf of myself and future blogging, do accept my apology for dividing our love in silence. I too, hope one day, can find the courage and inspiration to comment away. :)

WISHING EVERYONE A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR!

☐ American Virgin : THe FiNAL ROUNd

2007-10-25T15:23:00.000-07:00

VERTIGO / DC COMICS : COVER ART

Jan No.23

Dec No.22

Nov No.21

Vertigo Comics American Virgin "Sixty-Nine" SERIES FINALE!...>
Written by Steven T. Seagle. Art by Becky Cloonan & Jim Rugg.
....this may be the eNd of our LOve Affair, but it is FAR frOM OVER!

☐ John Woo's 7 Brothers Vol.2

2007-08-27T12:00:00.000-07:00

VIRGIN COMICS : COVER ART

"here we stand
world's apart, hearts broken in two
sleepless nights
losing ground
i'm reaching for you...
feeling that it's gone
can change your mind
if we can't go on
to survive the tide– love divides...♪"

for some reason ^this song pops up in my head everytime i see this drawing (well, that, and the fact i've nothing to really write about here), except from the fantabulous team that brought you the Mega stores- Virgin Comics + joint efforts with filmmaker, John Woo's people, traveling in the speed of cOMics- comes this ongoing series of 7 Brothers (y'know, something i wished i had), & their One & Only baby sister, Rachel (the FIERCEST of'em all, ofcors). together, w/my cover-girl look, was the lucky chosen one to illustrate ISSUE 1. Out on stands September 19th!
so bOys, wrap it up for your girLs - & girLs, read it to your bOys! =)
...now that we've parted, fate will bring us back, i know.

"...how we touched and went our separate ways."

☐ American Virgin : Round II

2007-08-01T12:29:00.000-07:00

VERTIGO / DC COMICS : COVER ART

Oct No.20

Sept No.19

Aug No.18

Vertigo Comics American Virgin "Around the World" continues...>
Written by Steven T. Seagle. Art by Becky Cloonan & Jim Rugg.
....you bOys+girLs getting this?

☐ Fantasy Football 2007

2007-07-15T00:30:00.000-07:00

ESPN MAGAZINE: SPECIAL EDITION

Editorial piece for Jun-Sept 2007. A class of illustrators were asked to work on a particular section. I got assigned to "Kick actioN!" Adam Vinatieri c/o Indianapolis Colts (page_No.86). Sure, it's not exactly about 'caricatures' - but this was the angle they proposed me- so it's what i got to work with, aNd it's user frieNdLy. Out Now! [on newsstands until Sept 25, 2007]. If you're into American f00tbOL.. or just having a cut of my illo, this is your hardcopy, baby! :)

☐ "Wish You Were Here…"

2007-06-12T18:22:00.000-07:00

FL BEACH 2007

Owh, Hawaii is AWESOME! Ever have one of those vacations where you just doN't EVER want to come back? weLL, this ain't one of them. Altho, it's not far from it. – With a whole fresh outlook on Miami and new meaning to Summer... I miss WINTER already.
... wishing you bOys+girLs> oNe safe+CraZy summer! =)

☐ American Virgin

2007-04-01T16:00:00.000-07:00

VERTIGO / DC COMICS : COVER ART

Aug No.17

Jul No.16

May No.15

Vertigo Comics American Virgin "Around the World" begins!
Written by Steven T. Seagle. Art by Becky Cloonan & Jim Rugg. >>-issueNo15andON-> ..It's an on-gOing LOve Affair, kids! –w00t! =)
Make sure to pickup a copy for you and for HER.. and for HIM!
Love Letters - optiONaL.

† I Don't Love You…

2007-03-30T16:56:00.000-07:00

EVER FELT LIKE MARRYING ANOTHER VIDEO??

my chemical romance

☐ †he Missionary

2006-12-07T18:56:00.000-08:00

HOLIDAY 2006

Christmas sure ain't like what it used to be anymore, is it?
Say it isN't So! .......> Where did this year go?!
I remember the time when Chris†mas actually meant something truLy special. Going "Home for the Holidays" was made into such a *grand finale event*... The anticipation of being greeted at the door. The compliments and big presents surprises...wrestling on snowy playgrounds before dawn...whilst the delicious smell of mom's home cooked meals beckoned you inside... Christmas lights and carol singing, over a warm hot cup of cocoa by the fire...
Oh wait a minute, that was in a movie. Nevermind.
... Have a Happy ~whatever~ Everybody! =)

☐ Like a Virgin

2006-10-05T17:50:00.000-07:00

WALK IN : COVER ART

For those of you who aren't familiar, Virgin (yes, as in VirginRecords... yes, like VirginAirline... yes, like Virgin~Cola) now, has their own Line of Comics, wow huh! They've only started out recently, so it's fairly new. But I was proposed to a cover art to one of their line of stories. The concept is true Sci-Fi. And for those of you who already know about Virgin Comix... well, aren't you Special! =)
Premiere issue of DAVE STEWART'S Walk In on stands December 2006.
So Ladies, mark your calendar! Gentlemen, get her coats ready!

† The Black Parade

2006-10-01T04:00:00.000-07:00

EVER FELT LIKE MARRYING A VIDEO?

my chemical romance

☐ dépêche mode

2006-08-22T14:48:00.000-07:00

FASHION 101

I have been keeping this place like a cricket chirping in a tin can... but that doesn't mean I don't stop in every once-in-while myself, to see if I posted anything new - I mean, to see if any new comments have been left for me. =)
well, I have been keeping somewhat busy this summer... other than projects that are on-going at yellow light, nor given the green light to post, so here are a few Fashion presentation assignment (from various design firms) of the past months. I know it's not exactly everyone's prized favorite drawings of mine, but hey, it's pretty pretty...

☐ Anyone Keeping Score?

2006-06-28T01:08:00.000-07:00

WORLD CUP 2006!

Now, I know this isn't new drawings.. but who cares! They're quite appropriate for the moment - Eyaw man. and... ok, I know - It isn't fair, there are teams missing here, but I don't have all the time to kiLL either. If you don't know what teams are up against each other, then go Here. And if you're not into sports? who cares!
We've got WorLd Cup Fever! CONGRATULATIONS ITALY!

au revoir, Zidane. vous nous manquerez.

† 6 . 6 . 06

2006-06-06T18:06:00.000-07:00

DAMIEN THORN

Just a doodle done on a gap time frame. And, NO.. I don't worship the devil, nor do I have any markings of 666 on me. But my family often says I am *special*, so I must be evil. Anyway, †he Omen ofcors, has always been one of my aLL tiMe favorites. And Damien: Omen II, well... that kid was just Hot! (Jonathan Scott-Taylor)
aNd.. how Ironic, being posted right after An Inconvenient Truth (Save Our PlaNet). Uh'hum, apparently, our worLd is falling apart right before our eyes..
– Destroy much?

Let him that hath
understanding
count the number
of the beast:
For it is the
number of a man;
and his number is
nowhere listed in
the directory. – DAMNIT.

☐ Underwater

2006-04-25T15:54:00.000-07:00

SOMETHING SHIMMERING & WARPED...

It gets pixelated, but it's a nice illusion to fill your void.

☐ Little Swiss Asian

2006-04-06T04:20:00.000-07:00

LITTLE INA..

SPRING

SUMMER

FALL

No, I did not have a child. This is my 2 1/2 year old niece in Switzerland.
No, I did not develop a new technique, nor am I experimenting new styles, nor decided to become a professional children's book writer overnight. I was requested (by my older sibling) to create a portrait of her little girl (you know, something outside my ominous 10FT norm). It's what you get for having family - it indebts you from mental freedom, and I felt impelled to take part.
Whether little Ina's mother fully appreciated my efforts or not (or have any means to do anything with these), is of none of my concern now.
I had fun, enjoyed my new found talent, and I'm glad it's done. :)

☐ Chop Chop.

2006-03-24T05:58:00.000-08:00

NEED A HAIR CUT..

☐ In LoVe…

2006-03-18T17:20:00.000-08:00

MUST SEE AGAIN AND AGAIN..

Yes - I am a sucker for the tall creepy masked dude. The boots kick-ass too. I think the entire film was well designed & choreographed beautifully with breath-taking scenes. Not necessarily just in picture, but in literaturary, oscillating to it's climax - poetic. almost orgasmic...

Like with Brokeback Mountain, ok, so maybe it's not that this film was THAT good (nothing life-changing, history in-the-making, Over-the-Top killer experience), it's just that movies today, pretty much SUCKS SO BAD. It's of the required PERSONAL taste, laced with exultant subtlety... and V has me spellbound.

Sure, others may report flaws in Vendetta vs. the original "Novel", but nothing I would fuss over nor argue about til we are blue-in-the-face, (especially if one's Novel was never read or heard of). Such petty calculations are inevitable to pleasing the flood of heart-sewn critics. Non-the-less, can be over-looked. i.e., I think this film stands firm among TOP BILLING in comic/film history (if not, it should).

Even had I given the power, I wouldn't change a thing.. (except, maybe have ME play Evey ^_^ , but.. I think Natalie Portman's done the better job & a fine job she did).

One thing I'm confident - and it's that, come this Halloween, we'll be seeing PLENTLY of Vendettas roaming our streets. *fer joy*.

☐ Time Out>

2006-03-08T11:50:00.000-08:00

NO IDEA WHAT WE ARE DOING..